Easily Amused and Enthused

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

I WASNT READDDYY

Hello! I live in Maine!

Awesomesaucems!!! We should hang out and jank.

When you call someone a dick head are you saying that their head is a penis or that their entire being is just the head of a penis?

Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)

Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.

There is nothing like an ass biscuit with my coffee

MAINE PEOPLE

I just want to meet people up here in Maine, being new and knowing no one but my parents kind of sucks.
I am a fun guy.
Not scurry.

I live in Ogunquit and have a car
Please be my friend

pronounced Miss-ur-a

rabbleprochoice:

thefrogman:

I’m sure that will wash off eventually.

[original image via okc goldmine]

thelilnan:

stickittothemandria:

dampsandwich:

why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!

only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base

I finally understand dubstep

disneyismyescape:

trainer-vortex:

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the TEARS